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Muppets - A Professional Pirate

When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation
My father said “Now son, this choice deserves deliberation
Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier
My boy, why not consider a more challenging career?”

Hey ho ho!
You’ll cruise to foreign shores
And you’ll keep your mind and body sound
By working out of doors

True friendship and adventure are what we can’t live without

And when you’re a professional pirate

That’s what the job’s about

Upstage, lads. This is my only number

Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him
But to the British, he’s a hero and they idolize him
It’s how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good
And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood

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